Press the button. Flatten Mr. Bill. Hear him scream. Get rich (in spirit). Each squish is recorded on the blockchain of your local browser memory.
Mr. Bill is a soft, well-meaning clay gentleman who lives on the internet and gets steamrolled, smushed, baked, and mailed to Cleveland approximately 47 times per day. He has a small dog named Spot. He is, regrettably, our chief economist.
★ $MRBILL is the official token of his suffering. ★ Every squish you perform is canonical. Every "ohhh nooo" is a price discovery event. We have no team, no roadmap, no use case, and frankly no plan B.
| Allocation | % | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Liquidity Pool | 69% | locked, possibly with a paperclip |
| The Squish Treasury | 13% | buys more clay |
| Mr. Bill's Therapy Fund | 10% | he needs it |
| Mr. Hands (the antagonist) | 5% | court-ordered |
| Spot the Dog | 3% | good boy |
| "Marketing" | 0% | this website is the marketing |
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